Sux0rs j00 b0x0rs

Umm, its 36 degrees out and guesssssssssssss what?
AC' s broken.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I LOVE BURNING IN THE OVEN I CALL HOME.
dammit tonight is gonna suck. Repairman said he'll either come today if he has time or the same tomorrow.Bleah. ANd may i add i dont have a fan?

I MISS MY GIRL...
 
 
VERY VERY
VERY VERY
VERY MUCH :-(
 
BOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:'-(
 

Tiring tiring week

Hey all. Umm, I know I havent really been updating in a while. Been totally busy with school and work. I worked out today that at the end of summer I'd have made like 2500 or somethin like that from full time work. WOOHOOOOOO. i mite be debt free end of this month. Oh wait, I bought a scooter. Nevermind then, well almsot debt free counts . I'm gonna get myself a nice video card soon. Hmm what else. I have a HUGE paper due tomorrow, and I just got done with it after 4 hrs of writing. I'm so mentally exhausted. Goin to bed early, its like 11. Been gettin tired earlier and ealier these days. Bleah, cant wait for my 2 weeks break of doing nothing, and possibly more doing nothing, in between the doing nothing.
Till tomorrow or whenever I decide to actually have a good update. Peace .

Bourne Supremacy.

I just watched the new Bourne Movie. Quite possibly one of the best movies I've watched this summer(I've watched 11 movies this summer). HEres an excerp from a  song from this movies. Sometimes I think I'm gonna go and apply for a job at the CIA or FBI. :-)
But i got a girl to think about now. Cnat do that kinda stuff...

Extreme ways are back again
Extreme places I didn't know
I broke everything new again
Everything that I'd owned
I threw it out the windows, came along
Extreme ways I know, will part
The colors of my sea
Perfect color me

Extreme ways that help me
They help me out late at night
Extreme places I had gone
But never seen any light
Dirty basements, dirty noise
Dirty places coming through
Extreme worlds alone
Did you ever like it planned
I would stand in line for this
There's always room in life for this
Oh baby, oh baby
Then it fell apart, fell apart
Oh baby, oh baby
Then it fell apart, it fell apart
Oh baby, oh babyThen it fell apart,
it fell apartOh baby,
oh babyLike it always does,
always does

WOOHOOO

I FOUND MY COLLECTION OF LIKE 13 chapsticks,. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES. ooooh YEA, THE BEAUTY OF CLEANING UP MY ROOM. If anyone is wondering why the fuck i have 13 chapsticks, one day i decided to buy a fuckin lot, cos i kept losing mine, oso i figured if i have a lot, even if i lose one, i could come back and get another. But i misplaced them, and I found it woohoo. Also today I realised the amount of pain and torture girls go thru to shave their bodies. Wow, insane. Mad props for that women of the world. The things we do for beauty. Going out now with a friend. Bleahhhhhhh. I'll prolly be drunk or decently buzzed. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY and then i get to talk to my girl.

 
muah
das

Tim, why we ALL hate him.

Hey ladies and gentlemen, today, I'd like to introduce you all to tim. Our ever """""""""loved""""""""""" roomate who never should have been. First I'd like to start with a picture.



 
Thats tim. Look at this guy. I mean seriously. First of all, I know everybody thinks I'm mean. But you know, me and my roomates make fun of tim, and everybody who hears that the first time are like "YOU GUYS ARE SOOO MEAN", and then they meet him, and not only do they understand, they start making fun of him too.
SO let me start with a recent issue. He started to "date" my friend heather. Actually i wouldnt even call it date, she agrees with me, I would say "Gettin to know better". ANyways, she had come off a bad relationship and told him she needed some time. The guy was great, but they just had some cultural differences. So mr tim, whos of course the smartest guy in the world, ridicules her relationship with the guy, and the guy himself. THis pisses her off a little bit. But thats not the best part, She told him she needs some time away, cos she needed to think about it . What did he do? He stalked her, emailed her everyday, Wrote a love letter like everyday, and called her incessantly. YOu would think hes so addicted cos its been liike maybe a month since hes beeing seeing her. WRONG. 3 days. Did u hear 3 days?
Thats right 3 fuckin days. 72 hours. Interesting?
It gets better. She fuckin hates him, he still bothers her with questions like WHY?
WHY ARE U SUCH A BITCH TO ME?, WHAT DID I DO?

Anyways after this happened, I was obviously supporting heather, but he was annoyed, so he blocked me from AIM(aol instant messenger, our preferred use of messaging system), decided not to talk to any of us , and still hasnt. WRote us a letter, claiming we are irresponsible, unfair, mean, we cant be independant, etc etc etc. ANd hes like I'm fair, justified, And right. And he has this annoying habit, of ALWAYS claiming hes right, like always, How annoying is that. He thinks hes better than you in every thing he does. Such a fuckin m0r0n. Anyways, me and my roomates decided to be nice, and we bought him a present, and a letter that said we are sorry. You know what he did? He took the present, said thanks, and hasnt talked to us yet. TO me, thats just fuckin retarded, dont take the present if ur not gonna forgive us.
Whatever...

Back in the days we used to be friends now...

Tim has dyslexia. In case any of you dont know what it is, its like when he reads or writes wstuff, the words get jumbled up in his head, and he'd misread or miswrite words. I dont make fun of him for his disablity, but seriously, when someone asks u how to spell "the" u HAVE to say something about that. So he got a lotta shit for being a dyslexic. so for the summer, cos of all the bad stuff thats happened , he decides to go to Wyoming(middle wes of the USA) and work on a dude ranch(dude ranch=place where u can stay in a ranch and ride horses and stuff). ANyways, hes workin 12 hours a day everyday, for 6 days. he makes 1.25 an hour. Smart guy I must say. But anyways, he does regular maintenence work. Another great thing to put on his resume. "Maintenence work for a dude ranch" Ok anyways, He talks to doug, cos he needs a friend in the house, and he chose doug. Anyways, he called doug one day and told him that the workers over there(who are rednecks. Rednecks= non educated white trash people ) are making fun of him hardcore, and that he has no friends. And then he complains that they dont understand him when he talks about space travel and aeroplanes. What a fuckin dumbass. 
I know im not doing a great job explaining my side here, but seriously this guy is an idiot, a m0r0n, Hes suuuuuuuuuuuch a nice guy inside. But hes such a m0r0n, he doesnt know how to act with people at all. He doesnt know how to handle people, he doesnt know what to do when people dont like him, etc etc. Sadly, even cappy hates him. Like whenever doug goes to his gf's to sleep, cappy plays with tin cans and like pushes everything over to wake him up. He has also complained of cappy jumping on his face several times up and down, up and down when hes sleeping.LOL Ok thats my thing on tim now.  I just remembered this time he had an operation, and i offered him my bed to sleep, and my room to live in for like a week. Did he thank me? NOpe, but he couldnt stop talkin about the nurse who was sweet enough to give him food 2 times a day. Fuckin idiot. Another bad habit he has is, he'll make food, come to your room, stand/sit behind you and dchew loudly. Looking at everything u do on your computer. Several times, he'd come into my room, sleep on my bed, cos its the most comfy bed in the house.  And then hed be like, can u turn off your computer, and your music, and turn the lights off and leave YOUR room so i can sleep?
Like this is normal for him. WTF. Somdays, id come home from work, and find him passed out in my bed. I would lock my room and sometimes id find it open with him, on my computer.
WHAT A FUCKIN WIERDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.,
another year of living with him, should be fun, esp since we dont talk no more.

PEace

 

 

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If you had 24 hours to live, just thinkWhere would you go? what would you do? who would you screw?And who would you wanna notify?Or would your ass deny that yo ass about to die?

If you had 24 hours to live, just thinkWhere would you go? what would you do? who would you screw?And who would you wanna notify?Or would your ass deny that yo ass about to die?

-Mase.

summers almost over...

18 days, 5 hours, 20 minutes, 44 seconds and 8 nanoseconds till Noam comes back to gainesville. But who's counting.

THis was a quick fuckin 3 1/2 weeks man. Sick, insane, cant believe my semester ends in 3 weeks. Bleah. Bitchy boss takes over in 8 days. Boo fucki hoo.
aiite no more.peace
das


you know whats the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
MUAHAHA, evil mood today.

Too good to be true Tuesday

Hey wassup. I had a really crappy day in class and work. Anyways, Im so friekin esctatic right now. I dont really have much to say in this update, but maybe later. Sorry people...
later
das

blah

Blah blah,Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah. Blah, blaaaaaaaah in the bathroom, blah blah with a hand grenade and some chapstick. Blah blah hot girlfriend blah blah. Blah blah blah love, blah blah blah. Blah blah girlfriend blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Blah.Blah,Blah. Blah blaaaaaah blah cappy blah blah funny noises blah blah blah touch her belly blah blah blah. Bitch blah blah blah blah confiscated blah blah blah blah blah my bed blah, blah blah. blah blah blaaaaaaaah blah Sleep blah blah early blah blah blah. Work blaaaaaah blah blah tomorrow blah blah blah blah blah blah blah 8am blah blah blah blah. Fuckin blah blaaaaaaaaaaaah blah blah early blah blah blah.

Blah,

Blah.

Campus talk

So our school has this new paper, that comes out every month. ITs usually really funny, and is the most read piece of paper on campus. THis month's edition was definately one of the best I've ever read. ITs sooo fuckin hilarious, the first 30 pages at least. Anyways, u know how newspapers have like social commentator/advice columns, well, this paper has a couple, and theres this guy, Frank the Cab driver., gives you the most frank advice ever. Its so mean and so funny . Heres an excerp from one of them.
 
I have been dating a women for over 2 years. A while back, she saw me follow her in my car. I had followed her because of my own insecurities and lack of trust. She was very upset and accused me of "Stalking". I didnt make too much of it and told her it wouldnt happen again.
 
Recently I felt as though I needed to see where she was going. She caught me again! This time she totally flipped.
 
I am not the "creepy stalker" type! I just wanted peace of mind by knowing what she was doing. She said she did not want to be in an unhealthy relationship and broke up with me.
 
I cant believe she ended such a great relationship because of these 2 minor incidents! Our relationship was flawless besides these 2 occurances! AM I out of line?
 
-addicted to love
 
What the hell is the matter with you? Are you out of line? Geez dude, your whacked! I mean , you are out there. Somewhere down the road, you must have gotten bitch slapped, because you gone loco ese. Call me nuts, but I think most women would absolutely flip out if they found their boyfriend following them around in their car. "Where are you going, honey? what are you doing? Why are you doing that?You are seeing whom? I would kill you if you cheated on me. Hee hee, just kidding sweetie, love of my life Hee, he hee". This is beginning to creep me out.
 
The fact that after the first time, "YOU DIDN'T THINK ANYTHING OF IT," is pretty wierd. But even after she told you not to do it, you still felt an incredible urge to get in your car and follow her around AGAIN! You are confused as to why she broke up with you only after 2 MINOR INCIDENTS. You dont trust her so much, that you actually took the time to travel after her because "I JUST WANTED A PEACE OF MIND." All of these words in caps are a sure sign you are a huge whack-job. You are a creepy stalker with serious insecurities and until you fix them, you should stay away from women and automobiles.
 
 
 
IF YOU GUYS WANT THIS PAPER, i'LL BE MAILING TING I BELIEVE LAST MONTHS AND THIS MONTHS, SO U CAN GRAB SOME FROM HER IN SAY ABOUT 3 WEEKS.
 
WAR
 
-DAS

bleaaaaaaaah

So, Another post. Muhahahhaha.
 
I MISS YOU SOOOOOOO FUCKIN MUCH DEAR. MUAH MUAH MUAH MUAH MUAH. I Think about you all day and night too. BLeaaaaah.
Anyways, I'm always putting my foot in my mouth. I dont stop to think, I'm just like "oh no words are comin out, oh no." Like I met this woman recently, I coulda sworn she was pregnant, lemme tell ya. I think the rule is dont guess that EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER. Something like that, I didnt have enough evers memorized ya know. So I said, "hey whens that BAAAAAAAAAAAAABY due?" Ever feel a word coming out but its too late to stop it, and it comes out louder?"Whens that BABBBBBBY due, BAAAAAAABBBBBBBBY!" "What baby?""Ummmm, at the zoo, the pandas, I know they were tryin to have one, I just thought we'd talk about them, the fluffy zoo animals, u can go look at them and touch them, if you want."

Have you ever guessed someone's gender wrong? Theres no recovering from that. You just goto move on, cos you aint wriggling outa nothing ya know."Excuse me SIR""MAAAAm"
"Ok, bye human, bye person, nice to meet you individual"...
 
 

Conversation

I have nothing really interesting to write, so heres a conversation between me ane my roomate Noam, who is about 400 miles away doing an internship.
 
DaRsVaDeR01: i just saw a few trailors for alien v predator
SoulKatz972: i mean the plot looks stupid
SoulKatz972: but i bet its badass fight scenes
DaRsVaDeR01: yea i guess
SoulKatz972: this is the sound that the alien makes
SoulKatz972: hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa
DaRsVaDeR01: lol
SoulKatz972: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
DaRsVaDeR01: this is the sound predator makes
DaRsVaDeR01: gadagadagadagadagadagadagada
SoulKatz972: hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
DaRsVaDeR01: im gonna self destruct now bitch, gadagadagadagadagadagadagada
SoulKatz972: we can have our own little movie right here on aim
DaRsVaDeR01: gadagadagadagadagada
 
So we're a little bored. whatever man, its sunday. Peace.

ANACDOTE!

Wow, u can now upload files through blogger. woohoo.
 
Ya know I'd feel a lot better If i studied a lot more when i was young. You know the day it all went wrong was the day they started the spelling bee,(I was in an international school, like primary school time , and if you guys dont know what a spelling bee is, its like a spelling competition, and the winner who spells the most words right gets some prize) cos up until that day, I was an idiot, but nobody else knew. When the spelling bee day popped up, "ALrite kids, up against the wall, Its public Humiliation day" Spell a word wrong, and you sit in front with your friends, yea thats a good little ego boost. "hey look at me, I'm a m0r0n, I wasnt even close, I was using Numbers and stuff." Thats why I admired the kid who spelt it wrong on purpose so he could sit down. He knew he wasnt gonna win, so why stand there for 3 hours? First round, Cat! "K-A-T, I'm outa here"
Then as he passed you, "hehe, I know theres 2 T's"                                                                                                                           
 
I remember my teacher asked me, Das whats the I before e rule?"                                                                                   "Um, I before E ,always"                                                                                                                                                                               
"What are u an idiot das?"
"Well, apparently"
And she explains it,
"Well No Das, its I before E, except after C,
and when sounding like a,
in a neighbouring way,
and in weekends and holidays,
and all throughout may
And you'll always be wrong,
No matter WHAT YOU SAY"
"Thats a hard rule, its a rough rule" 
 Plurals were hard too, "Das how do you make a word a plural?"
"You put a s , you put a s at the end of it"
"When?"
"Ummmm, weekends and holidays, and ...."
"No das, no lemme show you" So she asks this kid who knows everything. "Hey Kevin, whats the plural for ox?"
"Oxen, the farmer used his oxen"
"DAAAAAAS?"
"WHHHHHHHHHHHAT?"
"Whats the plural for box?"
"Boxen, I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts"
"No das, No, lets try another one... Kevin, whats the plural of goose?"
"Geese, I saw a flock of geese" 
"Das, whats the plural for moose?"
"MOOSEN, I saw a flock of MOOSEN, there were many of em, many much Moosen, out in the woods, in the woodes, in the woodsen, The meese wants the food, the foods want the eatnesen. The meese wants the foodsen in the woodseneese"
"das, das, your an imbecile"
"Imbecilen"
 
 
Alrite folks thats it.


 

ITs a friekin saturday

Hey watup, slept in late, woke up late. Its saturday ladies and gentlemen. I love saturdays. Had to help a friend move his entertainment center that he bought today. That bitch was muthafuckin heavy, especially when u have to carry it like 3 stories, and in a small confined staircase.  Anyways, after much injuries to my toes, We got that shytt up. Pretty nice entertainment center I must add.
And then i came back and played VD0 games for a while, until iw as bored, which was like 1 hr. Amanda called me up and shes like "Wanna go to the mall cos I need a suit for an interview on Monday". I was like sure.  BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD idea. Theres nothing less fun than waiting for 40 hours waiting for some girl to try some shytt on and comin out to ask you if it looks good.
Blah, at least if it was my girl, I think i would have a slight bit more fun watching her get dressed, but NOoooooo, i goto wait outside the fuckin dressing room and stare at the wall for 3 hrs. Anyways, I was the one who agreed, so I cant complain.
 
Did my laundry today. its sorta funny cos I was gonna make a comment about laundry today and ting had something about that. Humorous. My mom actually fucked up this 80 dollar shirt I had. The ONLY nice dress-shirt I had. You know like every guy has that one shirt he simply loves that he wears for special occasions like first dates or something. yea that one. GOd dammit, and to "compensate" my mom gave me 30 bucks. 30 lousy fuckin bucks, for a shirt that costs what almost 140 sing dollars. SIgh. Whatever. From that day on I did my own laundry. Thats the worst part of college tho, the day that you realise you have absolutely no boxors left, like before u leave for class. Thats simply the worst thing. Most of the time I'm just like whatever, screw wearing boxors. ANd then the rest of the 5% of the time, I just dont go to school and do my laundry. So my priorities are a little messed up, but who has time to look into their dresser to figure out how many boxors you have ? Even if you do, I change my clothes like 2,3 maybe 4 times a day, and that includes boxors, so u cant really keep count how many days they're gonna last ya know. Ok anywyas, thats all for my update. I might post an anacdote later, if i feel "unlazy".
Peace.

CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYNESs

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
I"M FUCKIN FEELING CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY. ITS THE FUCIN WEEKEND BABY. I have no class today and I told my boss I'm gonna fuck work and sleep till late at home. WOOHOOOOOOO.Got some hw to hand in, that'll take like 20 mins but other than that, ITS HE WEEEEKENDDDDDDDDD. I had such a long week, glad its over. ANywhichwhowhenwhywhathow, Didnt go out last night. I was too lazy, and i was too tired. Ok more of the lazyness. I didnt feel like dealing with some of the girls I was gonna go out with. I'm such a bastard sometimes. Whatever.
Ok so last night Doug's(my roomate) gf, and doug obviously had this HUUUUUUUUUGE fight. Supposedly she was having a bad day, a bad day is like a mosquito bite to her shes such a fuckin drama queen. Anyways, Doug didnt call her so she  was telling me that shes done etc etc etc etc etc etc. i was gonna be like stfu bitch, Stop being such a attention seeking whore. But i was kind and i listened to her bs. I told doug(who was working on a sbmarine hull for a few people who were gonna build a submarine, just like were were building a hovercraft). So he called  her, and she purposely didnt pick up the phone. I'm like Amanda, your fuckin retarded, he finally calls and you dont wanan pick up the phone. Whatever, so they had this hug fight over noghint. I'm jsust saying this cos these sorta relationships are so retarded, esp when they are gonna get married next year. ANyways, thast my morning post. Cya guys all lata.
peace
 

THE BEST PART ABOUT THE R1

These pics were taken after the crash. Just re-living the good ol memories.
 

 

MY RIDES

SIgh, i was looking at cars online, and I  a tear ran down my face. I MISS MY RIDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
 
this was my car:
I got it, with my roomated 2002 31oct.
I sold it a month before I went back to SIngapore this year. This aint he exact pic, but same color, same year, and mine has 2 black racing stripes down the middle.
 

 
This was my 2002 R1. Omg, that was such a sexy beast. SEXY SEXY SEXY SEXY SEXY. I miss her so fuckin much.
 

MOOOOORNIN

Yo, watup ya'all. I had the worst sleep ever last night, a whole complete 2 1/2 hrs. Had to get up at 5 30 so I can go to work early. Fuckin a, fuckin a. Anyways,  today was great. Not uch work at work, and not too much homework for my class. I'm supposed to be going out tonight. I actually decided to kill 12 birds with one ston,e and ended up inviting everyone thats been wanting to hang out with me out. HOWEVER, I'm feelin tired and lazy now, and I'm not going to go. I'm such a bastard. Hopefully none of the girls signs a death warrants against me tonight. Whatever.  Now I goto go find something to eat. have a great day everyone. peace
 

yo yo yo

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO watup ya'all . sorry about not updating, I'm sure everyone was very intrigued with whats going on in my life. Anyways, my internet was down and hence the lack of updating. Went to the mall today. I swear, I should be disallowed in there, everytime I go, i end up spening so much money. I went into victoria's secret to try and get something, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT they didnt have what I wanted those fuckin bastards. Anyways, There was this one indian girl that was helping me. GOd damn, those fuckin light eyes do it for me. She had these HUGE grey eyes. BLAH, nothing beats Big Black eyes though ;-). Anyways, went to a coupla shops, bought a lotta clothes, went to this store called Bath and Body shop, its sorta like body shop, except a million times more variety. What is a guy doing in there u ask?
AHHHHHHHHHHH, I'm a metrosexual I say. I spent like 90 bucks opn bath soaps, moisturizers, ummmm, facial scrubs, candles, fuckin hand cream, Jesus crist.
Anyways,I'm back and I'm happy my internet is back. I MISsed it soo fuckin much.
K, goto get to some hw. peace out ya'all

TIGER CLAW

Its not my fault if you dont know the tiger claw...
http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/index.html

WORST FUCKIN DAY

SO First of all I woke up late for work cos my alarm mysteriously decided to turn from am to pm. Anyways, then I had bad luck calling my girl and wishing her happy 5 weeks, couldnt get through to her. WEnt to work, had THE MOST STRESSFUL day at work EVER. FUckin so many things went wrong with several requests I had to handle, and My bosses were gettin on my ass about it. And then I find out my awesomely cool boss is leaving end of this month for texas, and I got BITCHH boss taking over. I swear that boss is a total bitch, she fuckin loves power, and she loves bossing people around. I feel like ripping out her intestines and making a skipping rope with it. I'm sorry I'm so violent, but seriosuly, I think even the wall behind her back in the office wants to crumble down and crush her.
Ok anyways, Im taking the bus home, and Its fuckin 20 minutes late. AND then guess what, it decides to rain as though I'm stuck in the middle of the set of the perfect storm. FUCKIN A. the one day I decided that the weather would be right and it wouldnt rain, it rains like hell. So its a friekin 1 mile walk home , and here i am in front of this HUGE intersection, and the walking sign wont turn fgreen, i wait for at least 4 minutes, gettin drenched. Finally make it across, run for 30 seconds, before realising its a futile. I was drenched anyways. ANd then gues what, since I'm taking one english class, whats in my bag?
YES, my papers that are due tomorrow. DRENCHED, SOILED, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. i was so mad when i got home.

Anyways, enough whining. What about the yankies huh. THey seem to be doing pretty well. Anyways, I've got about 2 hours of hw for tomorrow, so goto get on that. Take care ya all, and Wen, thank you for introducing me to that song by sister hazel. IT FUCKIN ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKS. wow, great great song, lemme know of any other good songs period.

PEAAAAAAACE

Crazy weather

Hey wassup ya'all. Hmm, it was raining like crazy today, thunder, lightning, the sorts. And then I was chillen in my room and i have a few friends call me up and they're like DUDE ITS A TORNADO WARNING FOR GAINESVILLE!
i was like holy shit thats awesome. And then i was reading the news that a tornado touched down like 8 miles from where i like. Tis nice, I wish i coulda seen it. Anywhichwho, Got a decent amount of work to do before tomorrow. I hate work/school. I'm taking one friekin class and this is what happens. Oh well, got my teacher wrapped around my fingers.
aiite, thats it for now. Peace

COLLEGE.

WE ARE COLLEGE: We're defined by the roommates we've had, the parties we've attended, the classes we've taken, the people we've kissed, those that we've missed. Nights of laughter. Nights of tears. Hello's, Goodbye's, I'm sorry's, I'll call you's, What's your major's, and everything in between. But most of all, we are the friendships we've made and the bonds we've built. The people may fade, but the memories never will.

MUUUUUUUUUUUUAH to all my friends, and my roomates for making this such an awesome adventure. though none of you will read this, its all good.

Fresh Prince

ya know the other day I was out on the playground
chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
and all shootin' some b ball outside of the school
when a couple of guys, you know, and they were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood those bastards
I got in one little fight and my mom scared
and said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
if anything I could say that this cab was rare
but I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
and I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later
looked at my kingdom I was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air


Sorry felt like doing that.

Riding In cars

I was in my friends car the other day, and he was driving and wearing glasses. I was like hey i didnt know u wore glasses. hes like "Oh I only need them when I drive". What the hell does that mean? Like you get out of the car and your like "I CAN SEEEE , ITS BEAUTIFUL!" If you only need glasses when you drive, why not drive with a prescription windshield?

I think you should buckle your seatbelt but I feel bad for those who're sitting in the back. They always seem like they're less important than the people in the front. Ever see 4 people get in the car?
People in front are buckling up like they're going out of the atmosphere. "CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICKity CLICK" Peole in the back are like hey whats going on up there. And they're "it dont matter, your in the back, your belts are squished down in your seats anyway, you'll never find them"... "Hey wait a second, stop the car!!!at least gimme a rope or something"

You know what I hate. Your driving and you pick up a friend and they dont buckle their seatbelt liek rightaway, but they will like 10 minutes into the drive; after you have some goofy turn. Bastards. Without saying anything they'll just pull they're belts down and be like "erm erm" clear their throats or something.So what I do , is when they're looking down I go "ARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" , " ah these darn mosquitos, I dont know why I let them bother me like that, I really shouldnt"
Alrite ya all. Thats my update for todaY. PEAAAAAAAAAACE.

SISTER HAZEL

So i was playing winamp, and this song played. What a friekin awesome song. incidentaly, sister hazel are from gainesville. WOOHOOO

I wasn't looking for a lifetime with you
And I never thought it would hurt just to hear
"I do" and "I do"
And I do a number on myself
And all that I thought to be
And you'll be the one
That just left me undone
By my own, hesitation


and for the million hours that we were
well I'll smile and remember it all
then I'll turn and go
while your story's completed mine is a long way from done.


Well I'm on a champagne high
Where will I be when I stop wondering why
On a champagne high
I'd toast to the future but that'd be a lie
On a champagne high, high

-champagne high

WORK SUCKS

So today sucked. I woke up froma really bad nightmare, really really bad one. I actually had 2 but the 1st one wasnt that bad. Like Cappy died or something in my second nightmare, that was really scary. I was veyr sad. Anyways, umm, my high point of the day was definately when i called mi girl up, So good to hear her voice, makes my day a whole lot betta, which is why I'm gonna give u guys another anacdote!!!
woohoo

You know I've been trying to go through life without looking stupid, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT its not working out too well. Sometimes you'll say the right thing at the wrong time and feel stupid, like "YOU TOO". I get out of the cab at the airport and the driver goes,"hey have a nice flight". I'm like "YOU TOO!; You too, you have a nice flight too, in case you ever fly someday, dont even look at me , I'm a moron, dont know when to say the you too phrase, I cant handle it"
I never learn you know, like the waitress will bring my meal, "Hey enjoy your meal"
"YOu TOO, but you dont have one do ya, I'm a duffus, if you do eat, enjoy it when you eat it, if you have a break or something,later... if you get an oppurtunity. Thats all I'm tryin to say, thats all I'm driving at really, if you think about it. Ever try to say something and in the middle of it you try to say something else completely. theres already words out there. These friends were leaving the other day and I started to say, "hey take care", and I decided to say good luck instead half way through. So it came out neither. See ya later das. "TAKE LUUCK" , take luck and care, take care of the luck, good luck taking care of the luck that you might have, if you have luck, take it, care for it,take luck care of it....
Your sure to see them again.

aiite thats all for now. ITS THE WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woohoo, I wish EVERYONE WOULD STOP FUCKIN CONATCTING ME HERE BASTARDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I'm trying to get a coupla dasy rest and a miiiiiilllion people call and they're like hey man hey man hey ma hey man watcha doing tonight. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE.
alrite thats all. Muah everyone
peace

Sweet sweet thursday

I'm in a fairly good mood today, and I was thinking about my life, know when I was a kid and stuff. Life was so simple, and easy.Except that the worst day was the morning the science project was due. That was fun huh. You wake up and its due today. Had 9 months to work on it and did nothing. I had a carboard box. And you show up and your scared cos you dont have anything good, and you find out that for all the other kids, their parents made theirs for them. I hated that. ya know. One kid with a friekin volcano. He didnt know how to ip up his own pants, but he build a Volcano. How'd he swing that. I didnt know what to do for my project, so i just took a paper cup, filled it with dirt and hoped my teacher would walk by and think I'm an idiot. NO. "what do u have there darshan?"
"Ummm, a cup of dirt maam. Just put an F on there and let me go home, pleaase."
"well explain it!"
"ITs a CUP, WITH DIRT IN IT, I CALL IT THE CUP OD DIRT;, you should move on now, down the line"
And there theres this one kid in my class, he made the same solar system like 27 years in a row ya know. Put it together with some coat hangers and some balls. Your breaking some new ground there copranicus. Hes going "The big yellow one is the sun.the yellow one is the sun"
"So what are these other planets?"
"The big yellow one is the sun"
"no but what these other planets?"
"THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN", and he starts crying.
Idiot.

AHHHHHHH good times. I'll have more anacdotes soon I guess, when i get the mood to write them out. For now peace out. And happy 1 month and 1 days sweetie.
MUUUUUUUUUUAH

SUPPITY SUP<----yesterday's blog

SSSSSSSSSSSSSUP. Today was my first "working" day. Bahhhhhhhh sucked my dick like a cheap whore from amsterdam. Pardon my French, but seriously, it sucked. SSSSSSSSUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKED. Butttt i goto pay my bills and for myself to live.

Anywhichwho, today I charmed the sweet bejesus out of my teacher and had lunch with her, talked about everything under the sun for a long time, and then snuck in the old, i suck at english so please grade my paper like ur looking at a 4 year old's. AAAAAAAAAAAH my charm is a felony. nah, but close enough. I am seriously sick of taking the bus. Since I take a city bus, there aint many college students, and I'm stuck with the Low class black people, who look like they're gonna rob you on the bus in front of every one. Either that or they look like they're gonna beat you up. This 30 year old woman on the bus was suckin on her thumb the whole journey(30 mins). Creeped me out. and she was black. I'm not racist or anything, but black people are friekin wierd. I have PLENNNNNNNNNNTY of stories to back myself up, but not today.

Ok fine, u guys convinced me. This one time , me and my 3 roomates went to this 24/7 breakfast diner, and wanted to have breakfast.(it was 2 am). This group of black girls sat behind us, they were probably like 30 years old. And they were all HUUUUUUUUUUUHE. like at least 300 pounds(120 kg). And they were like forcing us to come sit with them and take pictures with them, since we were taking pics with my roomates digital cam. and then they attempted to steal our digital camera, right under our eyes, and pretending like they didnt take it, all this stupid drama. And then they called like 4 of their black male friends to wait outside to jump us. Luckily, we were smart, ran to our cars , locked the doors, and fuckin got the heck outa there. alL 8 of them chased us outside and then chased after us behind our cars. FUCKINA , can u believe that. GOod times in gainesville. Oh yea we got robbed once, and 4 black people robbed us. HAH another story., THey took like a hell lotta my roomates clothes, and his 500 dollar stereo system. THey took a few of my stuff, and ALL my boxors. Fuckin sick bastards, whyd they take my boxors. IT costed me like 100 bucks to make all those boxors up. Fuckin sickos.

Ok ok, I'm done for my rant for the day. My sweet girl is so fuckin awesome. I dont think I've ever met someone like her. HAPPY 1 MONTH DEAR!

ok, peace out, war in.

das

suppity sup

SSSSSSSSSSSSSUP. Today was my first "working" day. Bahhhhhhhh sucked my dick like a cheap whore from amsterdam. Pardon my French, but seriously, it sucked. SSSSSSSSUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKED. Butttt i goto pay my bills and for myself to live.

Anywhichwho, today I charmed the sweet bejesus out of my teacher and had lunch with her, talked about everything under the sun for a long time, and then snuck in the old, i suck at english so please grade my paper like ur looking at a 4 year old's. AAAAAAAAAAAH my charm is a felony. nah, but close enough. I am seriously sick of taking the bus. Since I take a city bus, there aint many college students, and I'm stuck with the Low class black people, who look like they're gonna rob you on the bus in front of every one. Either that or they look like they're gonna beat you up. This 30 year old woman on the bus was suckin on her thumb the whole journey(30 mins). Creeped me out. and she was black. I'm not racist or anything, but black people are friekin wierd. I have PLENNNNNNNNNNTY of stories to back myself up, but not today.

Ok fine, u guys convinced me. This one time , me and my 3 roomates went to this 24/7 breakfast diner, and wanted to have breakfast.(it was 2 am). This group of black girls sat behind us, they were probably like 30 years old. And they were all HUUUUUUUUUUUHE. like at least 300 pounds(120 kg). And they were like forcing us to come sit with them and take pictures with them, since we were taking pics with my roomates digital cam. and then they attempted to steal our digital camera, right under our eyes, and pretending like they didnt take it, all this stupid drama. And then they called like 4 of their black male friends to wait outside to jump us. Luckily, we were smart, ran to our cars , locked the doors, and fuckin got the heck outa there. alL 8 of them chased us outside and then chased after us behind our cars. FUCKINA , can u believe that. GOod times in gainesville. Oh yea we got robbed once, and 4 black people robbed us. HAH another story., THey took like a hell lotta my roomates clothes, and his 500 dollar stereo system. THey took a few of my stuff, and ALL my boxors. Fuckin sick bastards, whyd they take my boxors. IT costed me like 100 bucks to make all those boxors up. Fuckin sickos.

Ok ok, I'm done for my rant for the day. My sweet girl is so fuckin awesome. I dont think I've ever met someone like her. HAPPY 1 MONTH DEAR!

ok, peace out, war in.

das

Luckiest guy alive

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY wassup. Not much in my part of the world, I just spent about 6 hours today playing video games. What an utter fuckin waste of time. Oh well. Im also pretty friekin sleep deprived, so its gonna be an early nite tonight. Hmmm
HAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 4 weeeeeeeks baby!
Wooohooo, the awesomest 4 weeks of my life. ok anyways, umm, school again tomorrow . Blah. Bought like 50 bucks worth of fireworks last night and set them all up. That was really awesome. Ohaighofih i<--------cappy wanted to say hi. haha , shes such a silly cat.
Hmm ok anyways, I've got i believe 15.81 in my bank account. Not too good for business. But im startin work real hardcore soon. Too lazy. Ok thats the update for today. Keep ya'all posted.
PEAAAAAACE

das

Cappy the terrorist

Sup. Hmm today cappy was a very naughty cat. My roomate had left a glass bottle on his table, so went over and knocked it over and now he has broken glass all over the floor. Next, Doug got her this cool water disperser thing like 1 month ago. We filled it up today, and she knocked that shytt over flooding the kitchen floor. Now shes confiscated my bed and sleeping on it. Next, she went and ate a couple of my M n M's when i wasnt looking. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT, I love that bundle of fur. Shes so cute, and adorable, and the only cat that doesnt bite anyone. Alrite, thats it for now, for how im feeling, or anything like that, look at the quote below this blog. PEAAAAAACE
-dasathy

Life

You know what I realised,
Life moves too fast. If you dont stop and look around for a second, you might miss it.

I'm RICH , I'm RICH

Wassup wassup ya'all.Just came back home from fireworks and playing a lil biot of texas holdem. its a card game, sorta like poker, except different. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I won 371 bucks. WOOOOHOOOOOOOO. FUck yea. Unfortunately it goes to paying off my credit card bill which is in the thousands right now, and maybe for my scooter. BUUUUUUUT, ITs nice to win mula.
:-D, made my night.

INDEPENDENCE DAY

Wassup ladies, and fellows,
Hmmm. Good day today. Woke up realy early , like 8 30, played some video games, talked with my girl for a while. Went to get some lunch at this gourmet mexican place. GOod stuff, I was soo full. Came back home, stuffed myself with strawberries and blueberries, talked with my girl some more. THen mowed the forest we call our lawn. That took a lot of physical excersion. Hmm the engine fucked up on my a few times, had to take the fucker apart and fix him.
Hmmm, nothing better than a warm shower after vigorous physical activity, well, except for sex. But thats besides the point. I'm about to head to watch the fireworks for independence day. So peace out.tata
-das

CAPPY

THe long awaited picture of cappy.I found one, u cant see how fat she is, but u can see how adorable she is
.

dasathy the engineer

Yea, its friday today, and I have a long weekend, its indepenence day celebration on monday. Wooohoo. Anyways, I just went to a BBQ with a few of my friends. There were like 6 engineers there. U know, we spent about 3 hours talking about stuff. Speakers, ann amplitude, oscillations and resonance. Fluid Viscosity measuring, Dynamics, Statics and a Million other engineering related terms. At the end I felt so friekin drained. TO tell you the truth, I think it was awesomne, almost everyone gave everyone else a small lecture on a topic they were well learnt about. Very interesting, but I felt so fuckin old.
Its like when my dad goes to parties with his friends, he sips his beer and talks about this shit. Damn I felt old. I dont know whether I am gonna be happy in 10 years working in a bio medical firm designing prostetics,making 80 bucks an hour, or whether I wanna be acting, flying around the world, being famous, and making millions of dollars a movie. Blah. I feel like shit, tryin to contemplate my whole life. Guess I'll have to finish my major first, and then I'll decide what to do with my life. I dont think I'm gonna go out tonight,My roomate is driving up again tomorrow and we're gonna party like crazy tomorrow night hopefully. Be fun. Ok thats it for now, I'm gonna grab me a cold one, sit on the couch watch some telly, play with cappy and probably go to bed early or something.
later ya'all
-das

Closing time
Time for you to go out to the places you will be from
Closing time
This room won't be open till your brothers or your
sisters come
So gather up your jackets, move it to the exits
I hope you have found a friend
Closing time
Every new beginning comes from some other
beginning's end

I know who I want to take me home...

-Semisonic, Closing time.

On second thought...

MAAAAAAAYBE i shouldnt have learnt to post pics. MUHAHAHAHA.

A coupla pics of my house:





the last one is our backyard.


A small little gethering of friends ;-)

My roomies

These are my roomies. Raw and uncensored. Everyone but tim in the back left. He's censored. and not really that raw.

Song of the day

I'm in a pretty vile mood today, but i forgot song of the day, so here:

The world was on fire and no one could save me but you.
It's strange what desire will make foolish people do.
I never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you.
And I never dreamed that I knew somebody like you.

What a wicked game to play, to make me feel this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you.
What a wicked thing to say, you never felt this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to make me dream of you

-wicked games , chris isaac

YUMMMMMMMMMM

Ok, wassup ladies and gentlemen. Sorry for the super late update. I had the busiest day in like 9 weeks. BBBBBAH, im so friekin tired. I just smashed my leg into my lexane(bulletproof) shoe holder and got this huge splitting wound, lotsa blood, but dont have cotton balls, I dont have band aids. I spent about 30 minutes looking for antiseptic. FInally found it.
Annyways, today I bought a scooter. Yea I'm a little crazy, i know, suddenly buying vehicles and shytt, but whatever. Hmm, unfortunately it doesnt run, so I was racking my brain with my roomate doug tryin to figure it out. Got it to run for like 10 seconds. Might need to change the carborator(the thing that provides fuel to the engine). I'm so broke I cant afford to fuckin pay attention. WHy do i do such things like buy scooters?
Maybe cos I need a mode of transport. The bus is becoming very annoying. I watched spiderman 2 today. AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESOME movie. Loved it. Umm, just finished like 2 hours of hw just now. I didnt do my homework today(i.e this morning). Seeing as its the first homework of the class, that was pretty bad.
ok i'm gettin really tired, havent had dinner, my foot hurts cos its bleedin. But its too early for bed. Hope somebody interesting comes online. Oh yea that reminds me, one of the girls i USED to date, called me up today. Fuckin a. I hate that shytt. She wanted to talk, i think i sorta kinda hung up on her. I was too hell bent on fixing my scooter. Woops. She wanted to work out or something. ok ok, anywhichwho, when what why, time to fuck off, and slackk off. Cya all tomorrow peeps
muah
das