Sweet sweet thursday

I'm in a fairly good mood today, and I was thinking about my life, know when I was a kid and stuff. Life was so simple, and easy.Except that the worst day was the morning the science project was due. That was fun huh. You wake up and its due today. Had 9 months to work on it and did nothing. I had a carboard box. And you show up and your scared cos you dont have anything good, and you find out that for all the other kids, their parents made theirs for them. I hated that. ya know. One kid with a friekin volcano. He didnt know how to ip up his own pants, but he build a Volcano. How'd he swing that. I didnt know what to do for my project, so i just took a paper cup, filled it with dirt and hoped my teacher would walk by and think I'm an idiot. NO. "what do u have there darshan?"
"Ummm, a cup of dirt maam. Just put an F on there and let me go home, pleaase."
"well explain it!"
"ITs a CUP, WITH DIRT IN IT, I CALL IT THE CUP OD DIRT;, you should move on now, down the line"
And there theres this one kid in my class, he made the same solar system like 27 years in a row ya know. Put it together with some coat hangers and some balls. Your breaking some new ground there copranicus. Hes going "The big yellow one is the sun.the yellow one is the sun"
"So what are these other planets?"
"The big yellow one is the sun"
"no but what these other planets?"
"THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN", and he starts crying.
Idiot.

AHHHHHHH good times. I'll have more anacdotes soon I guess, when i get the mood to write them out. For now peace out. And happy 1 month and 1 days sweetie.
MUUUUUUUUUUAH