ANACDOTE!

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Ya know I'd feel a lot better If i studied a lot more when i was young. You know the day it all went wrong was the day they started the spelling bee,(I was in an international school, like primary school time , and if you guys dont know what a spelling bee is, its like a spelling competition, and the winner who spells the most words right gets some prize) cos up until that day, I was an idiot, but nobody else knew. When the spelling bee day popped up, "ALrite kids, up against the wall, Its public Humiliation day" Spell a word wrong, and you sit in front with your friends, yea thats a good little ego boost. "hey look at me, I'm a m0r0n, I wasnt even close, I was using Numbers and stuff." Thats why I admired the kid who spelt it wrong on purpose so he could sit down. He knew he wasnt gonna win, so why stand there for 3 hours? First round, Cat! "K-A-T, I'm outa here"
Then as he passed you, "hehe, I know theres 2 T's"                                                                                                                           
 
I remember my teacher asked me, Das whats the I before e rule?"                                                                                   "Um, I before E ,always"                                                                                                                                                                               
"What are u an idiot das?"
"Well, apparently"
And she explains it,
"Well No Das, its I before E, except after C,
and when sounding like a,
in a neighbouring way,
and in weekends and holidays,
and all throughout may
And you'll always be wrong,
No matter WHAT YOU SAY"
"Thats a hard rule, its a rough rule" 
 Plurals were hard too, "Das how do you make a word a plural?"
"You put a s , you put a s at the end of it"
"When?"
"Ummmm, weekends and holidays, and ...."
"No das, no lemme show you" So she asks this kid who knows everything. "Hey Kevin, whats the plural for ox?"
"Oxen, the farmer used his oxen"
"DAAAAAAS?"
"WHHHHHHHHHHHAT?"
"Whats the plural for box?"
"Boxen, I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts"
"No das, No, lets try another one... Kevin, whats the plural of goose?"
"Geese, I saw a flock of geese" 
"Das, whats the plural for moose?"
"MOOSEN, I saw a flock of MOOSEN, there were many of em, many much Moosen, out in the woods, in the woodes, in the woodsen, The meese wants the food, the foods want the eatnesen. The meese wants the foodsen in the woodseneese"
"das, das, your an imbecile"
"Imbecilen"
 
 
Alrite folks thats it.