Oh yea this is me
"Here's to you, Mr. 5th year senior, C student. While others strive to do their best in their classes, you calculate EXACTLY what grade you need to maintain your place in mediocrity. Sure, others might get higher GPA's, but no one has participated in more whiskey-fueled mayhem as you have. Some students might try to get A's on their tests, but you sit back and wait for that 5 point grade curve to graduate.
So crack open an ice cold bud light after you Christmas tree-ed that last exam, because C's get degrees, and your diploma looks just as good as that jackass' that studied....."
