Marriage and proposals

Tonite, I got to talk to my parents and sis who are vacationing in India at the moment. Apparently a lot of my cousins are getting either engaged or married, and this has tempted many of my nosy relatives to ask for my horoscope etc (because thats what indians do to see if you can find a girl that matches your horoscope, and that's how they arrange marriages). At first I thought it was a joke, and then I talked to a few relatives over the phone, and to my horror, i realised it was true, they were looking for a girl for me, trying to set me up. So, after laughing like a madman at their ridiculous statements, I decided to set things right. I ask dad to hand the phone back to each of my relatives and I said the following to them "stay the fuck outa my life. I can find my own fucking girl. I'm not gimped and dont need other people to set me up. And I'm not fucking marrying an indian girl If I can help it either"

Needless to say my parents would like to disown me, but fuck em if they wanna. I've got enough money to make it on my own.