How I "outdid" myself

Saturday night was truely the night of my calling. I managed to pull off what my friends who were out with me called "A miracle". To do what I did on Saturday night is the coup de la grace of collegehood, what every guy in college dreams to do, what he aspires to become.

My friends, on saturday night, I managed to get my whole table free drinks, and vip treatment for the whole night. If you are wondering how I did that, well, combine the words bartender, owner, and someone who owes me a big favor into a sentence, and there you have it.

Either way, it was a very hushed affair, and only those who had come out with me that night got this treatment. No women outisde of this circle were allowed to know or partake in this festivity. By any chance, I also did something most guys dream about happening to them. Well, I had 4 girls on sat night ask me for MY number. It was quite wierd, But anyway, I thought they were full of shit, but true enough last night I got a call from a couple of them. Of course, I usually ignore an unknown number, so I only knew it was them through voicemail.


Ahh its so fun being me sometimes.