Songie songie I wrotie,

I just walked into the bar and I found me a seat,
When up comes this hefer with only 2 teeth,
But I'm sure she'll be pretty an hour from now,
After 2 shots of whiskey and 4 pints of stout,

She asked me my name, and I started to choke,
because I saw her face when I lit up her smoke,
She has lot of hair on the top of her lip,
So I lifted my guiness and took a big sip,

The voice from my job is leaving my head,
But the last thing I want is to slip off to bed,
Unless it's with someone who's sexy and pretty,
Long legs, nice ass and humongus titties,

I just spilt my drink on my good pair of shoes,
and lit the wrong end of my cigerette too,
I'll be more confused after I'm finished,
With 2 shots of whiskey and 4 pints of guiness.

This drunk starts to talk, and I have to listen,
He's in the next stall, and I'm not finished pissin' ,
Well, I'm not really sure what he's mumbling about,
He's had 2 shots of whiskey and 4 pints of stout,

I'm sure I'll be hungry when I wake up at noon,
Though I had a big breakfast and a healthy lunch too,
But instead of the dinner that I thought about,
I had 2 shots of whiskey and 4 pints of stout,

It's one hour later, and I'm still at my seat,
When up comes this woman, as fine as can be,
She said she met me when I walked in the door,
So I looked at my guiness and ordered 4 more!


Ta-da, the marvels of pain relievers!