A happy man

Hey watup ya'all. Today I mailed my girl her present, which I had been meaning to do for the past 2 weeks. Anyways, the mailing cost me like 20 odd bucks, and I was very much more poor that I started off with. I was thinking, this is gonna suck, sending presents almost every month, cos ima get raped, and I'll only be working 10 hrs a wek when school starts(100 bucks a week). I have to pay rent + Utilities, which comes up to what, 300 a month. I have a 100 bucks to spend as spending money. Seeing as my alcohol consumption alone is 80 bucks a month, this couldnt do. I was sorta worried. However, toda das is a very happy man. Why u ask?
Cos dassy wassy, just got himself a FUCKIN AWESOME JOB. oooooooooooooooooooooooooh yea baby. 10 hrs of work a wek, and I'll be approximately gettin 300 bucks a week. Did i say a week. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. hoooorah. Completely legal of course, and that wasnt sarcasm. That means more parties, more alcohol, and most importantly, a bigger christmas present for my girl :-)
I'm a happy man. I'm a rich man. I might start investing in stocks. Wooohooo. I feel so old now. :-) ina good way

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