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Woohooo, Tingting updated, which means she has internet access. That's awesome, technology nowadays.
Ok, so some interestng stuff Happened yesterday I guess. First of all, Ryan Seacrest was On the Life! paper yesterday and my mom upon reading it asked me the most blunderous and unimaginable question ever.
"Who is he and what is american idol". Ok I admit, I'm not a fan of american idol, but you know I follow it once in a while, just to know whats up. I swear, I cant believe my mom lives in her own friekin world. It surprises me.

Ok yesterday my dad took a leave from work, so it was a nice dad and son day as well. WEll, except for the fact that he spent about 3 hours lecturing me on how I need to do better, I need to earn the bread for the family, blah blah blah. That annoyed me slightly. But the rest of the time we spent went well, We talked about credit card fraud and check fraud, and my dad was surprised I knew a maltitude more than he did and started suspecting me of knowing "too much". Anyways, that was nice, it was the first time me and my dad talked for like 2 hours without my mom interrupting since like the past 3 years.

Hmm, Last night, my sisters boyfriend of 2 years, even though shes only 16, called. I admit, I am sorta puzzled that she could be with a guy for more than 2 years, seeing as my longest relationship was 6 months. I guess its not genetic. So anyways, Its always fun for the older brother to talk to the guy your sister is dating., its like every guy's egotistical dream. I talked to him for like 20 seconds and ended the conversation by saying "If you ever do my sister any wrong, I will hunt you down like a rabid dog," apparently he didnt take very well to that, even though i was only half joking. Supposedly, hes been really scared to talk to me and stuff, god knows why. Alrite, I admit, I am a dashing, handsome, Charming, Well built, able to crush a rock with 2 fingers kinda guy, but i mean seriously, he was frightened of me and that supposedly pushed him off the ledge. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA, i find this so friekin hilarious, but not my sis, shes sorta pissed at me, so next time he calls I have to be nice. Booohooooo. alrite ladies and gentlemen, I'm out.Its been a fun update.

I read in rap pages they refer to me as soft
Yeah more like microsoft
Will gates of the rap game
Quintessential megalomaniac
What’s my rap name?
big will
I’m the man not conceited I’m as good as I say I am
-Will Smith, freak this