3 minute dating anyone?

So my friend took me along to accompany him on for a 3 minute dating thing. Basically I went along for the free booze. I guess a single's awareness group was throwing this lil shindig.

So this is how it works. All the women(30 of them) sit on different tables. You have 3 minutes to talk to each girl, and then you move on when a whistle blows. Each person wears a numbered name tag, and you have a sheet of paper, where you can mark "Yes" or "No". And within some period of time, the organizors match who likes who, and emails each other the email addies.

The qualities of the women were much better than I thought it would be. needless to say, I wasnt too dissapointed. Not too many attractive women, maybe 3-4. But anyways, I digress.

See the best part about this is that you get different girls who ask you the same question again and again. And anyone who knows me, knows that I'm not too fond of routine. the two main ones being, "Have you ever done this before," and "What do you do?" I got bored, so I took matters to my own hands.

Girl "So, have you ever done this before?"
Me "No. I'm just here for the free booze."
Girl "We don't get free beer."
Me "What? You mean I paid $15 just to talk to you?!? Oh...that's a treat."

Girl "So, have you ever done this before?"
Me "Done this before? I don't even know where I am. I just woke up, I feel strange, and I think I'm missing a kidney. "

Girl "What do you do?"
Me "I'm just a bum on the street hoping to feed in the action "

One girl who was possibly more manic than me started blabbering on and on about her beliefs. Needless to say, they were idiotic. I finally had to set her straight:
Her "I definitely believe in fate."
Me "Do you believe that fate brought us together?"
Her "Oh yeah."
Me "Fate must hate you."

At the end of the thing, I realised that I had forgotten to mark down the girls for the ones I liked, so I just went off my friend's description and managed to mark off 4 I thought I was interested in.